Well, shit.

So I'm gone for a year and now I have 3000 views? Jesus. I haven't even gone on omegle for that amount of time either. Funny. If you're looking at this, just lol. kthxbai

Bif

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: supppp
Stranger: Female?
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You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
Stranger: Raspberry!
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Japanese Sex

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dick or pussy ???? :)
You: excuse me?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: :)
You: I don't know english to good
You: I am female
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so where r u from
You: I do not understand
Stranger: by the way i am male
Stranger: what do u not understand
Stranger: ????
You: what r and u?
Stranger: i am a male
You: okay
Stranger: so where are u from
Stranger: ????
You: I am from japan
Stranger: nice i like japanese girls
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: ????
You: I am sixteen
Stranger: good
Stranger: so are u on omegle for sex or just chatting
Stranger: ????
You: I am on omegle because my friend made me
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so do you want a normal chat or a little sexual game
Stranger: ????
You: I am not sure
Stranger: ok i will tell u about the game
Stranger: then decide
You: okay
Stranger: in the game we ask questions one by one and the other person has to answer honestly
Stranger: then if we like each other we can share pictures...
Stranger: and my be do cam to cam
Stranger: like it
Stranger: ????
You: okay
You: lets play the game
Stranger: nice
Stranger: my question.....
Stranger: are u a virgin????
You: no i have done sex seven times
Stranger: goood
Stranger: your turn
You: how many times have you done sex?
Stranger: 17 give or take a few
You: that very good
You: you ask now
Stranger: ok when and with whom was ur first time
Stranger: ????
You: My first time was at party at friend house and did it on kitchen table while everyone sleep
Stranger: with whom
Stranger: ???
You: I done sex with Daniel Chai
Stranger: how old were u then
Stranger: ????
You: I was 14
Stranger: nice.....
You: my turn to ask question
Stranger: ur turn
Stranger: yep ask
You: do you like breasts?
Stranger: i love every type of breasts.... big small ..... pink brown or black nipples
Stranger: i love all boobies
You: I have no breasts, I'm a dude and this is a joke! HA! I'm not even from japan and I can speak PERFECT english
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i even like guys ass
Stranger: i am bi
You: right.....
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hi

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Stranger: heey asl
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
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You: hi
You: hi
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You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
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You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: PENIS
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m

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You: hi
Stranger: hi, m
You: my name isn't m
Stranger: lol
You: why is that funny to you?
Stranger: silly...i'm a male
You: ok, i'm not so sure that I asked though.
Stranger: k
Stranger: so..whats up
You: the heater, the window, celing, the roof, clouds ect.
Stranger: i c
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Post from my girlfriend ( Who I love ;D )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Not a girl.
You: who? me or you?
Stranger: me
You: I didn't think I asked...
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I'm back!

After a nice long vacation in florida, where I went to harry potter land and went to the everglades with my girlfriend Joanna and had an awesome time, I'm back to write lots of omegle convbersations for everyone to enjoy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: hi))
You: hi)) to you to
Stranger: how old?
You: do I know you?
You: no
Stranger: girl or doy?
Stranger: what?
You: a doy
You: lol
You: learn to type
Stranger: what?))
Stranger: I'm from Russia))
You: what are the )) for?
Stranger: I do not understand))
You: stop it!
You: ok russian dude learn english, and then come back in couple of years
Stranger: I am girl
You: dude is a unisex term
Stranger: hot dude!))
You: STOP IT!!
You: no
You: no more
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