R Rated

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M 17 cali
You: would you go out with rachel
Stranger: Is she hot
You: no
You: ben thinks she is though
Stranger: Is she nice?
You: I think she is an ugly fuck
You: no
You: she just talks and talks and talks and won't shut up
Stranger: U sound hof
Stranger: Hot
You: thanks ;)
Stranger: R u hot
You: :D
Stranger: No prob
Stranger: Wats ur name
You: Roselinde
Stranger: Can i kal u Rose ?:)
You: thats what most people call me
You: :)
Stranger: Ok rose , jw are u horny
You: not really
You: you got to turn me on
Stranger: How do u get turned on?
You: dirty talk baby ;)
Stranger: U start
You: Your so sexy, I just wanna come all night long
Stranger: I just wanna rub my dik all in ur pussy
You: it would feel sooooooo good
Stranger: And then i would cum and u wud suk my dik 4 soo long
Stranger: And then we would fuk in the spa pool and anywhere else u wanted baby
You: ohhhh
You: yes
You: keep going
Stranger: In ur pussy all nite baby
Stranger: And id go down on you until u cum all in ny face. And then we wpuld keep going until i fuk ur brains out
You: :O
You: now Im turned on!!!!
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Daddy

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Stranger: Hey ;)
You: hi
You: go to omegle .com
You: oh wait
You: your already on it
You: BAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Hahaha okay? Asl?
You: I'm your daddy
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Mrs Nancy

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sweet lemoade
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweet lemoade
Stranger: sounds yumy
You: yum yum rum tug tugger
Stranger: is it your name?
You: oh yeh
You: I suppose so
Stranger: lol
You: oh
Stranger: really?
You: doing it that way are we?
You: I prefer the skeletons carf myself
Stranger: wow
You: yes I'm from a long line scarf designers
You: it goes for 4 generations
Stranger: great
Stranger: from which country?
You: southern arabia of course
Stranger: wow
You: yes we have the 5th largest scarf selling buisness in all of arabia
Stranger: great
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: I don
You: I don't give away my gender in fear of sexist people
You: I'll be right with you mrs nancy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna sex?
You: sex? it is not in my job discription but I suppose so, if THATS the way you want to do it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do it everyday
You: talk dirty to me, talk to dirty to me, talk dirty dirty dirty dirty talk
Stranger: i come so many times everyday in the bed
You: sext me my hoboken italian baker mrs nancy
Stranger: now i just want to fuck
You: go ahead mrs nancy
You: awall
Stranger: i just wanna dick inside me
You: come to me my 80 year old sex demon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i am imaging yours now
You: oh yes
You: yes
Stranger: want it inside me right away
You: I must leave you
You: as I decend into the ocean, I want you to go into the moon, and fetch me a clanger
You: good bye now
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Cats

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I like cats
You: wait
You: no no no
You: I LOVE CATS
Stranger: omg i like grapes
You: Im hungry.....
You: .......you got any cat....?
You: huh? huh?
Stranger: yeahh
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Sneeze

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I think I might be a dog, but I don't know. Theres no way to be sure
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: wow
You: I just sneezed
Stranger: BLESHU!
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Mommy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mommy?
You: yes this is your mommy dear
You: STOP FUCKING TALKING TO STRANGERS
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can I have your autograph?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
You: yuck
Stranger: Hey
You: quickie quickie
You: lol
You: lol
Stranger: Sorry?
You: this is funny
You: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Stranger: Oh, okay!
You: haha
Stranger: AHAHAHA
Stranger: AGAHAHAHAH
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAAAA
Stranger: HAHA
You: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Stranger: Very funny!
Stranger: Gurl, whatchu want?
You: D:
You: rebecca black
Stranger: U no gurl?
You: your rebecca black!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Kickin in the front seat
You: OMG OMG OMG
Stranger: Kickin in the back seat
Stranger: WHICH ONE DO I TAAAAKE!?!?!?
You: can I have a your autograph?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK OFF
You: yeh I was gonna ask you that
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