I've got a big bag of crabs here

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have an hour to kill
You: entertain me
You: I've got a big bag of crabs here
You: I'm gonna put them in mouth
You: oh yes!
Stranger: you're crazy
You: I know
Stranger: a s l
Stranger: i can't believe you
You: I am super dooper wooper looper mooper cooper rooper
You: cool
You: eh
You: I mean crazy
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: A
You: HA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.