Well, shit.

So I'm gone for a year and now I have 3000 views? Jesus. I haven't even gone on omegle for that amount of time either. Funny. If you're looking at this, just lol. kthxbai

Bif

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You: supppp
Stranger: Female?
You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
Stranger: Raspberry!
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Japanese Sex

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Stranger: dick or pussy ???? :)
You: excuse me?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: :)
You: I don't know english to good
You: I am female
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so where r u from
You: I do not understand
Stranger: by the way i am male
Stranger: what do u not understand
Stranger: ????
You: what r and u?
Stranger: i am a male
You: okay
Stranger: so where are u from
Stranger: ????
You: I am from japan
Stranger: nice i like japanese girls
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: ????
You: I am sixteen
Stranger: good
Stranger: so are u on omegle for sex or just chatting
Stranger: ????
You: I am on omegle because my friend made me
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so do you want a normal chat or a little sexual game
Stranger: ????
You: I am not sure
Stranger: ok i will tell u about the game
Stranger: then decide
You: okay
Stranger: in the game we ask questions one by one and the other person has to answer honestly
Stranger: then if we like each other we can share pictures...
Stranger: and my be do cam to cam
Stranger: like it
Stranger: ????
You: okay
You: lets play the game
Stranger: nice
Stranger: my question.....
Stranger: are u a virgin????
You: no i have done sex seven times
Stranger: goood
Stranger: your turn
You: how many times have you done sex?
Stranger: 17 give or take a few
You: that very good
You: you ask now
Stranger: ok when and with whom was ur first time
Stranger: ????
You: My first time was at party at friend house and did it on kitchen table while everyone sleep
Stranger: with whom
Stranger: ???
You: I done sex with Daniel Chai
Stranger: how old were u then
Stranger: ????
You: I was 14
Stranger: nice.....
You: my turn to ask question
Stranger: ur turn
Stranger: yep ask
You: do you like breasts?
Stranger: i love every type of breasts.... big small ..... pink brown or black nipples
Stranger: i love all boobies
You: I have no breasts, I'm a dude and this is a joke! HA! I'm not even from japan and I can speak PERFECT english
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i even like guys ass
Stranger: i am bi
You: right.....
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hi

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Stranger: heey asl
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: PENIS
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m

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You: hi
Stranger: hi, m
You: my name isn't m
Stranger: lol
You: why is that funny to you?
Stranger: silly...i'm a male
You: ok, i'm not so sure that I asked though.
Stranger: k
Stranger: so..whats up
You: the heater, the window, celing, the roof, clouds ect.
Stranger: i c
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Post from my girlfriend ( Who I love ;D )

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You: hi
Stranger: Not a girl.
You: who? me or you?
Stranger: me
You: I didn't think I asked...
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I'm back!

After a nice long vacation in florida, where I went to harry potter land and went to the everglades with my girlfriend Joanna and had an awesome time, I'm back to write lots of omegle convbersations for everyone to enjoy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: hi))
You: hi)) to you to
Stranger: how old?
You: do I know you?
You: no
Stranger: girl or doy?
Stranger: what?
You: a doy
You: lol
You: learn to type
Stranger: what?))
Stranger: I'm from Russia))
You: what are the )) for?
Stranger: I do not understand))
You: stop it!
You: ok russian dude learn english, and then come back in couple of years
Stranger: I am girl
You: dude is a unisex term
Stranger: hot dude!))
You: STOP IT!!
You: no
You: no more
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Market day

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Stranger: Hi
You: Im gonna run about the town on a market day
Stranger: I have no idea what that means.
Stranger: What's a market day?
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I've got a big bag of crabs here

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You: I have an hour to kill
You: entertain me
You: I've got a big bag of crabs here
You: I'm gonna put them in mouth
You: oh yes!
Stranger: you're crazy
You: I know
Stranger: a s l
Stranger: i can't believe you
You: I am super dooper wooper looper mooper cooper rooper
You: cool
You: eh
You: I mean crazy
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: A
You: HA
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Last Post

I think I'm losing my funny. Because I've been trying so hard to come up with new posts, I've just been posting any old shit, even when its not funny. Ive noticed that my posts are just getting disturbing. Thats the worse thing I've ever done. I refuse to keep posting un-funny posts anymore and i've decided to take a little break. I may post a few here and there like any other workaholic but they will be funny. I swear.

Anyway, I wanted to go off with a bang so here is a conversation that ended unexpectantly by something not human....

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Stranger: im here to talk about anything you pick
You: ok
You: lets talk about fun
You: what do you do for fun?
You: whats your definition of fun?
You: are you having fun right now?
You: were you having fun 10 minutes ago?
Stranger: okay ...
Technical error: internal error.

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You: hi
Technical error: internal error.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21.m va here
You: please no more technical errors
You: I want to be off with a bang
You: A BANG
Technical error: internal error.

R Rated

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Stranger: M 17 cali
You: would you go out with rachel
Stranger: Is she hot
You: no
You: ben thinks she is though
Stranger: Is she nice?
You: I think she is an ugly fuck
You: no
You: she just talks and talks and talks and won't shut up
Stranger: U sound hof
Stranger: Hot
You: thanks ;)
Stranger: R u hot
You: :D
Stranger: No prob
Stranger: Wats ur name
You: Roselinde
Stranger: Can i kal u Rose ?:)
You: thats what most people call me
You: :)
Stranger: Ok rose , jw are u horny
You: not really
You: you got to turn me on
Stranger: How do u get turned on?
You: dirty talk baby ;)
Stranger: U start
You: Your so sexy, I just wanna come all night long
Stranger: I just wanna rub my dik all in ur pussy
You: it would feel sooooooo good
Stranger: And then i would cum and u wud suk my dik 4 soo long
Stranger: And then we would fuk in the spa pool and anywhere else u wanted baby
You: ohhhh
You: yes
You: keep going
Stranger: In ur pussy all nite baby
Stranger: And id go down on you until u cum all in ny face. And then we wpuld keep going until i fuk ur brains out
You: :O
You: now Im turned on!!!!
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Daddy

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Stranger: Hey ;)
You: hi
You: go to omegle .com
You: oh wait
You: your already on it
You: BAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Hahaha okay? Asl?
You: I'm your daddy
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Mrs Nancy

Talk to strangers!
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Stranger: hello
You: sweet lemoade
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweet lemoade
Stranger: sounds yumy
You: yum yum rum tug tugger
Stranger: is it your name?
You: oh yeh
You: I suppose so
Stranger: lol
You: oh
Stranger: really?
You: doing it that way are we?
You: I prefer the skeletons carf myself
Stranger: wow
You: yes I'm from a long line scarf designers
You: it goes for 4 generations
Stranger: great
Stranger: from which country?
You: southern arabia of course
Stranger: wow
You: yes we have the 5th largest scarf selling buisness in all of arabia
Stranger: great
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: I don
You: I don't give away my gender in fear of sexist people
You: I'll be right with you mrs nancy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna sex?
You: sex? it is not in my job discription but I suppose so, if THATS the way you want to do it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do it everyday
You: talk dirty to me, talk to dirty to me, talk dirty dirty dirty dirty talk
Stranger: i come so many times everyday in the bed
You: sext me my hoboken italian baker mrs nancy
Stranger: now i just want to fuck
You: go ahead mrs nancy
You: awall
Stranger: i just wanna dick inside me
You: come to me my 80 year old sex demon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i am imaging yours now
You: oh yes
You: yes
Stranger: want it inside me right away
You: I must leave you
You: as I decend into the ocean, I want you to go into the moon, and fetch me a clanger
You: good bye now
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Cats

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Stranger: hi
You: I like cats
You: wait
You: no no no
You: I LOVE CATS
Stranger: omg i like grapes
You: Im hungry.....
You: .......you got any cat....?
You: huh? huh?
Stranger: yeahh
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Sneeze

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You: I think I might be a dog, but I don't know. Theres no way to be sure
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: wow
You: I just sneezed
Stranger: BLESHU!
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Mommy

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Stranger: mommy?
You: yes this is your mommy dear
You: STOP FUCKING TALKING TO STRANGERS
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can I have your autograph?

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You: lol
You: yuck
Stranger: Hey
You: quickie quickie
You: lol
You: lol
Stranger: Sorry?
You: this is funny
You: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Stranger: Oh, okay!
You: haha
Stranger: AHAHAHA
Stranger: AGAHAHAHAH
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAAAA
Stranger: HAHA
You: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Stranger: Very funny!
Stranger: Gurl, whatchu want?
You: D:
You: rebecca black
Stranger: U no gurl?
You: your rebecca black!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Kickin in the front seat
You: OMG OMG OMG
Stranger: Kickin in the back seat
Stranger: WHICH ONE DO I TAAAAKE!?!?!?
You: can I have a your autograph?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK OFF
You: yeh I was gonna ask you that
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Grool

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Stranger: hi
You: grool
Stranger: growl
You: grool
Stranger: dope
You: lol
You: drugs
Stranger: cool beans
You: grool
You: tree vomit looks like a tarts boodwa
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money, bunnies and birdies

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You: can I buy you money sweet pea?
Stranger: can you buy money?
You: yes
Stranger: you can buy bunnies. I would love a bunny.
Stranger: I would name him cinnibun.
Stranger: has to be a brown/red bunny. Or i'd skin it and put the carcass in your bed.
Stranger: because I always get what I want
Stranger: right?
You: yeh
You: I get you a bunny
Stranger: I eat lead paint for snacktime!
You: with the money I bought
Stranger: so does my sushi
You: sushi?
Stranger: my pet ostrich.
You: you can get thoose as pets?
Stranger: ostriches love lead paint
You: lead paint?
Stranger: when you buy money you can!
You: ohhh
You: cool
Stranger: yep, its the only thing they eat
Stranger: well, dingo babies, but we try not to encourage that
You: wow dude
You: stop
You: just stop
You: your making me dizzy
Stranger: that's what sushi says too
You: yeh
You: I am sushi
Stranger: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN TO TYPE!?!?!?!?!!
You: LIKE 200 YEARS AGO!
You: !!!!!
You: !
Stranger: well shit...
Stranger: just no shit or feathers stuck in the keyboard of whatever computer you're using please
You: what? ew
Stranger: because then I'd have to take away your lead paint
You: sushi is very hygenic
Stranger: bad birdie
Stranger: lying birdie, you're filthy, a filthy little whore...
You: don't fuck with me Im BLIND
Stranger: all the better to see you with?
Stranger: PISHWA
You: all the better to let my guide dog rip you to shreds and hit you with my cane
Stranger: sushi isn't blind...
Stranger: sushi has eagle eyes, for an ostrich, to catch dingo babies with
You: well why don't we have any fucking eyes if were NOT blind?
Stranger: ostritches have eyes... their brains aren't much bigger than the eyes, but there are eyes.
You: well I'm not an ostritch
You: Im sushi
Stranger: do you like watersports, my mother-in-law does.
You: there all right
You: but only in the summer
Stranger: are you active or passive?
You: I like to think of myself as active
You: but I don't really get out much
You: Ill be right back
Stranger: hmmm... so... would you like to piss on my ostritch. I'd really like to get some footage of that
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I also own a horse

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You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: READ BOOKS
You: DONT TAKE FISHES OUT OF WATER
Stranger: i own a horse.
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