Market day

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Stranger: Hi
You: Im gonna run about the town on a market day
Stranger: I have no idea what that means.
Stranger: What's a market day?
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I've got a big bag of crabs here

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You: I have an hour to kill
You: entertain me
You: I've got a big bag of crabs here
You: I'm gonna put them in mouth
You: oh yes!
Stranger: you're crazy
You: I know
Stranger: a s l
Stranger: i can't believe you
You: I am super dooper wooper looper mooper cooper rooper
You: cool
You: eh
You: I mean crazy
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: A
You: HA
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Last Post

I think I'm losing my funny. Because I've been trying so hard to come up with new posts, I've just been posting any old shit, even when its not funny. Ive noticed that my posts are just getting disturbing. Thats the worse thing I've ever done. I refuse to keep posting un-funny posts anymore and i've decided to take a little break. I may post a few here and there like any other workaholic but they will be funny. I swear.

Anyway, I wanted to go off with a bang so here is a conversation that ended unexpectantly by something not human....

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Stranger: im here to talk about anything you pick
You: ok
You: lets talk about fun
You: what do you do for fun?
You: whats your definition of fun?
You: are you having fun right now?
You: were you having fun 10 minutes ago?
Stranger: okay ...
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You: hi
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21.m va here
You: please no more technical errors
You: I want to be off with a bang
You: A BANG
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R Rated

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Stranger: M 17 cali
You: would you go out with rachel
Stranger: Is she hot
You: no
You: ben thinks she is though
Stranger: Is she nice?
You: I think she is an ugly fuck
You: no
You: she just talks and talks and talks and won't shut up
Stranger: U sound hof
Stranger: Hot
You: thanks ;)
Stranger: R u hot
You: :D
Stranger: No prob
Stranger: Wats ur name
You: Roselinde
Stranger: Can i kal u Rose ?:)
You: thats what most people call me
You: :)
Stranger: Ok rose , jw are u horny
You: not really
You: you got to turn me on
Stranger: How do u get turned on?
You: dirty talk baby ;)
Stranger: U start
You: Your so sexy, I just wanna come all night long
Stranger: I just wanna rub my dik all in ur pussy
You: it would feel sooooooo good
Stranger: And then i would cum and u wud suk my dik 4 soo long
Stranger: And then we would fuk in the spa pool and anywhere else u wanted baby
You: ohhhh
You: yes
You: keep going
Stranger: In ur pussy all nite baby
Stranger: And id go down on you until u cum all in ny face. And then we wpuld keep going until i fuk ur brains out
You: :O
You: now Im turned on!!!!
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Daddy

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Stranger: Hey ;)
You: hi
You: go to omegle .com
You: oh wait
You: your already on it
You: BAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Hahaha okay? Asl?
You: I'm your daddy
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Mrs Nancy

Talk to strangers!
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Stranger: hello
You: sweet lemoade
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweet lemoade
Stranger: sounds yumy
You: yum yum rum tug tugger
Stranger: is it your name?
You: oh yeh
You: I suppose so
Stranger: lol
You: oh
Stranger: really?
You: doing it that way are we?
You: I prefer the skeletons carf myself
Stranger: wow
You: yes I'm from a long line scarf designers
You: it goes for 4 generations
Stranger: great
Stranger: from which country?
You: southern arabia of course
Stranger: wow
You: yes we have the 5th largest scarf selling buisness in all of arabia
Stranger: great
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: I don
You: I don't give away my gender in fear of sexist people
You: I'll be right with you mrs nancy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna sex?
You: sex? it is not in my job discription but I suppose so, if THATS the way you want to do it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do it everyday
You: talk dirty to me, talk to dirty to me, talk dirty dirty dirty dirty talk
Stranger: i come so many times everyday in the bed
You: sext me my hoboken italian baker mrs nancy
Stranger: now i just want to fuck
You: go ahead mrs nancy
You: awall
Stranger: i just wanna dick inside me
You: come to me my 80 year old sex demon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i am imaging yours now
You: oh yes
You: yes
Stranger: want it inside me right away
You: I must leave you
You: as I decend into the ocean, I want you to go into the moon, and fetch me a clanger
You: good bye now
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Cats

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Stranger: hi
You: I like cats
You: wait
You: no no no
You: I LOVE CATS
Stranger: omg i like grapes
You: Im hungry.....
You: .......you got any cat....?
You: huh? huh?
Stranger: yeahh
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