Market day

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Stranger: Hi
You: Im gonna run about the town on a market day
Stranger: I have no idea what that means.
Stranger: What's a market day?
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I've got a big bag of crabs here

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You: I have an hour to kill
You: entertain me
You: I've got a big bag of crabs here
You: I'm gonna put them in mouth
You: oh yes!
Stranger: you're crazy
You: I know
Stranger: a s l
Stranger: i can't believe you
You: I am super dooper wooper looper mooper cooper rooper
You: cool
You: eh
You: I mean crazy
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: A
You: HA
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Last Post

I think I'm losing my funny. Because I've been trying so hard to come up with new posts, I've just been posting any old shit, even when its not funny. Ive noticed that my posts are just getting disturbing. Thats the worse thing I've ever done. I refuse to keep posting un-funny posts anymore and i've decided to take a little break. I may post a few here and there like any other workaholic but they will be funny. I swear.

Anyway, I wanted to go off with a bang so here is a conversation that ended unexpectantly by something not human....

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Stranger: im here to talk about anything you pick
You: ok
You: lets talk about fun
You: what do you do for fun?
You: whats your definition of fun?
You: are you having fun right now?
You: were you having fun 10 minutes ago?
Stranger: okay ...
Technical error: internal error.

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You: hi
Technical error: internal error.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21.m va here
You: please no more technical errors
You: I want to be off with a bang
You: A BANG
Technical error: internal error.