Bif

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You: supppp
Stranger: Female?
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You: bif bif bif bif bif bif bif bif
Stranger: Raspberry!
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Japanese Sex

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dick or pussy ???? :)
You: excuse me?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: :)
You: I don't know english to good
You: I am female
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so where r u from
You: I do not understand
Stranger: by the way i am male
Stranger: what do u not understand
Stranger: ????
You: what r and u?
Stranger: i am a male
You: okay
Stranger: so where are u from
Stranger: ????
You: I am from japan
Stranger: nice i like japanese girls
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: ????
You: I am sixteen
Stranger: good
Stranger: so are u on omegle for sex or just chatting
Stranger: ????
You: I am on omegle because my friend made me
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so do you want a normal chat or a little sexual game
Stranger: ????
You: I am not sure
Stranger: ok i will tell u about the game
Stranger: then decide
You: okay
Stranger: in the game we ask questions one by one and the other person has to answer honestly
Stranger: then if we like each other we can share pictures...
Stranger: and my be do cam to cam
Stranger: like it
Stranger: ????
You: okay
You: lets play the game
Stranger: nice
Stranger: my question.....
Stranger: are u a virgin????
You: no i have done sex seven times
Stranger: goood
Stranger: your turn
You: how many times have you done sex?
Stranger: 17 give or take a few
You: that very good
You: you ask now
Stranger: ok when and with whom was ur first time
Stranger: ????
You: My first time was at party at friend house and did it on kitchen table while everyone sleep
Stranger: with whom
Stranger: ???
You: I done sex with Daniel Chai
Stranger: how old were u then
Stranger: ????
You: I was 14
Stranger: nice.....
You: my turn to ask question
Stranger: ur turn
Stranger: yep ask
You: do you like breasts?
Stranger: i love every type of breasts.... big small ..... pink brown or black nipples
Stranger: i love all boobies
You: I have no breasts, I'm a dude and this is a joke! HA! I'm not even from japan and I can speak PERFECT english
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i even like guys ass
Stranger: i am bi
You: right.....
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hi

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Stranger: heey asl
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: PENIS
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m

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You: hi
Stranger: hi, m
You: my name isn't m
Stranger: lol
You: why is that funny to you?
Stranger: silly...i'm a male
You: ok, i'm not so sure that I asked though.
Stranger: k
Stranger: so..whats up
You: the heater, the window, celing, the roof, clouds ect.
Stranger: i c
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Post from my girlfriend ( Who I love ;D )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Not a girl.
You: who? me or you?
Stranger: me
You: I didn't think I asked...
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I'm back!

After a nice long vacation in florida, where I went to harry potter land and went to the everglades with my girlfriend Joanna and had an awesome time, I'm back to write lots of omegle convbersations for everyone to enjoy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: hi))
You: hi)) to you to
Stranger: how old?
You: do I know you?
You: no
Stranger: girl or doy?
Stranger: what?
You: a doy
You: lol
You: learn to type
Stranger: what?))
Stranger: I'm from Russia))
You: what are the )) for?
Stranger: I do not understand))
You: stop it!
You: ok russian dude learn english, and then come back in couple of years
Stranger: I am girl
You: dude is a unisex term
Stranger: hot dude!))
You: STOP IT!!
You: no
You: no more
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Market day

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Stranger: Hi
You: Im gonna run about the town on a market day
Stranger: I have no idea what that means.
Stranger: What's a market day?
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I've got a big bag of crabs here

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have an hour to kill
You: entertain me
You: I've got a big bag of crabs here
You: I'm gonna put them in mouth
You: oh yes!
Stranger: you're crazy
You: I know
Stranger: a s l
Stranger: i can't believe you
You: I am super dooper wooper looper mooper cooper rooper
You: cool
You: eh
You: I mean crazy
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: A
You: HA
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Last Post

I think I'm losing my funny. Because I've been trying so hard to come up with new posts, I've just been posting any old shit, even when its not funny. Ive noticed that my posts are just getting disturbing. Thats the worse thing I've ever done. I refuse to keep posting un-funny posts anymore and i've decided to take a little break. I may post a few here and there like any other workaholic but they will be funny. I swear.

Anyway, I wanted to go off with a bang so here is a conversation that ended unexpectantly by something not human....

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Stranger: im here to talk about anything you pick
You: ok
You: lets talk about fun
You: what do you do for fun?
You: whats your definition of fun?
You: are you having fun right now?
You: were you having fun 10 minutes ago?
Stranger: okay ...
Technical error: internal error.

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You: hi
Technical error: internal error.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21.m va here
You: please no more technical errors
You: I want to be off with a bang
You: A BANG
Technical error: internal error.

R Rated

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M 17 cali
You: would you go out with rachel
Stranger: Is she hot
You: no
You: ben thinks she is though
Stranger: Is she nice?
You: I think she is an ugly fuck
You: no
You: she just talks and talks and talks and won't shut up
Stranger: U sound hof
Stranger: Hot
You: thanks ;)
Stranger: R u hot
You: :D
Stranger: No prob
Stranger: Wats ur name
You: Roselinde
Stranger: Can i kal u Rose ?:)
You: thats what most people call me
You: :)
Stranger: Ok rose , jw are u horny
You: not really
You: you got to turn me on
Stranger: How do u get turned on?
You: dirty talk baby ;)
Stranger: U start
You: Your so sexy, I just wanna come all night long
Stranger: I just wanna rub my dik all in ur pussy
You: it would feel sooooooo good
Stranger: And then i would cum and u wud suk my dik 4 soo long
Stranger: And then we would fuk in the spa pool and anywhere else u wanted baby
You: ohhhh
You: yes
You: keep going
Stranger: In ur pussy all nite baby
Stranger: And id go down on you until u cum all in ny face. And then we wpuld keep going until i fuk ur brains out
You: :O
You: now Im turned on!!!!
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Daddy

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Stranger: Hey ;)
You: hi
You: go to omegle .com
You: oh wait
You: your already on it
You: BAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Hahaha okay? Asl?
You: I'm your daddy
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Mrs Nancy

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sweet lemoade
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweet lemoade
Stranger: sounds yumy
You: yum yum rum tug tugger
Stranger: is it your name?
You: oh yeh
You: I suppose so
Stranger: lol
You: oh
Stranger: really?
You: doing it that way are we?
You: I prefer the skeletons carf myself
Stranger: wow
You: yes I'm from a long line scarf designers
You: it goes for 4 generations
Stranger: great
Stranger: from which country?
You: southern arabia of course
Stranger: wow
You: yes we have the 5th largest scarf selling buisness in all of arabia
Stranger: great
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: I don
You: I don't give away my gender in fear of sexist people
You: I'll be right with you mrs nancy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna sex?
You: sex? it is not in my job discription but I suppose so, if THATS the way you want to do it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do it everyday
You: talk dirty to me, talk to dirty to me, talk dirty dirty dirty dirty talk
Stranger: i come so many times everyday in the bed
You: sext me my hoboken italian baker mrs nancy
Stranger: now i just want to fuck
You: go ahead mrs nancy
You: awall
Stranger: i just wanna dick inside me
You: come to me my 80 year old sex demon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i am imaging yours now
You: oh yes
You: yes
Stranger: want it inside me right away
You: I must leave you
You: as I decend into the ocean, I want you to go into the moon, and fetch me a clanger
You: good bye now
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Cats

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I like cats
You: wait
You: no no no
You: I LOVE CATS
Stranger: omg i like grapes
You: Im hungry.....
You: .......you got any cat....?
You: huh? huh?
Stranger: yeahh
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Sneeze

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I think I might be a dog, but I don't know. Theres no way to be sure
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: wow
You: I just sneezed
Stranger: BLESHU!
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Mommy

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Stranger: mommy?
You: yes this is your mommy dear
You: STOP FUCKING TALKING TO STRANGERS
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can I have your autograph?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
You: yuck
Stranger: Hey
You: quickie quickie
You: lol
You: lol
Stranger: Sorry?
You: this is funny
You: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Stranger: Oh, okay!
You: haha
Stranger: AHAHAHA
Stranger: AGAHAHAHAH
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAAAA
Stranger: HAHA
You: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Stranger: Very funny!
Stranger: Gurl, whatchu want?
You: D:
You: rebecca black
Stranger: U no gurl?
You: your rebecca black!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Kickin in the front seat
You: OMG OMG OMG
Stranger: Kickin in the back seat
Stranger: WHICH ONE DO I TAAAAKE!?!?!?
You: can I have a your autograph?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK OFF
You: yeh I was gonna ask you that
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Grool

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Stranger: hi
You: grool
Stranger: growl
You: grool
Stranger: dope
You: lol
You: drugs
Stranger: cool beans
You: grool
You: tree vomit looks like a tarts boodwa
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money, bunnies and birdies

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: can I buy you money sweet pea?
Stranger: can you buy money?
You: yes
Stranger: you can buy bunnies. I would love a bunny.
Stranger: I would name him cinnibun.
Stranger: has to be a brown/red bunny. Or i'd skin it and put the carcass in your bed.
Stranger: because I always get what I want
Stranger: right?
You: yeh
You: I get you a bunny
Stranger: I eat lead paint for snacktime!
You: with the money I bought
Stranger: so does my sushi
You: sushi?
Stranger: my pet ostrich.
You: you can get thoose as pets?
Stranger: ostriches love lead paint
You: lead paint?
Stranger: when you buy money you can!
You: ohhh
You: cool
Stranger: yep, its the only thing they eat
Stranger: well, dingo babies, but we try not to encourage that
You: wow dude
You: stop
You: just stop
You: your making me dizzy
Stranger: that's what sushi says too
You: yeh
You: I am sushi
Stranger: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN TO TYPE!?!?!?!?!!
You: LIKE 200 YEARS AGO!
You: !!!!!
You: !
Stranger: well shit...
Stranger: just no shit or feathers stuck in the keyboard of whatever computer you're using please
You: what? ew
Stranger: because then I'd have to take away your lead paint
You: sushi is very hygenic
Stranger: bad birdie
Stranger: lying birdie, you're filthy, a filthy little whore...
You: don't fuck with me Im BLIND
Stranger: all the better to see you with?
Stranger: PISHWA
You: all the better to let my guide dog rip you to shreds and hit you with my cane
Stranger: sushi isn't blind...
Stranger: sushi has eagle eyes, for an ostrich, to catch dingo babies with
You: well why don't we have any fucking eyes if were NOT blind?
Stranger: ostritches have eyes... their brains aren't much bigger than the eyes, but there are eyes.
You: well I'm not an ostritch
You: Im sushi
Stranger: do you like watersports, my mother-in-law does.
You: there all right
You: but only in the summer
Stranger: are you active or passive?
You: I like to think of myself as active
You: but I don't really get out much
You: Ill be right back
Stranger: hmmm... so... would you like to piss on my ostritch. I'd really like to get some footage of that
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I also own a horse

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: RE
You: READ BOOKS
You: DONT TAKE FISHES OUT OF WATER
Stranger: i own a horse.
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L O V E M E

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Stranger: asl
You: P
You: L
You: E
You: A
You: S
You: E
You:
You: L
You: O
You: V
You: E
You:
You: M
You: E
You: !
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Stupid Hobo

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You: I love you
You: please hig me
Stranger: i love you too, i'll give you a big hug
You: I said hig
You: but YAY!
You: idiot
Stranger: oh my bad
You: sorry
Stranger: FAGGOT
You: that was my local hobo! D:
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Keyboard wars!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: god damn it
You: homer
You: WERE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH!
You: may I butter you?
Stranger: oh shit sorry..
Stranger: MALK JOSH
Stranger: mhmmmmmm head to toe.
You: GIVE ME THE FRICKEN MOLK
Stranger: what the fuck is molk i'm scared
You: ITS SOME SORT OF DESEASE
Stranger: that's what it sounds like it's making me itchy stop it
You: I564NK GMFJUCV9 KTEDLFVO IGBRUFDEYX89IYHONOK ME56 KJI9GHOJ MK,LN H
You: DAMN MOLK
You: GNJTJHKMB LP,DFCKLXV B
You: JVNMEDFRS
You: STOP IT MOLK!
You: L.MJNIJMKG,POLK
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: :',',','(
You: KEYBOARD WAR!
You: gkkf,cvgkbol,5+t rbuhvngm+ ,gvbijrdfk,.ienbjfyughj
You: bu8
You: j
You: hb
You: m,+n bk
You: m
You: nk
You: mbjk
You: nm
You: jbm
You: +nhj-
You: gbm
You: hj
Stranger: WHAT HAPPEND
You: nb hl;pmkon,.m .hkijnmhnk,j
You: ,mmmBMNMVP JKN MAIJHUIHJB NS BE
You: NHJ PAUSE
You: ITS A KEYBOARD WAY
Stranger: :( please stop i'm going to wet myself
You: NO
You: : ,O0PL.M L;
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You: [M;NJKLH G/N;JBLG;/
Stranger: WAIT WHAT
You: ITS A KEYBOARD WAR
You: FIGHT TO THE DE3A205T3H 352W5I
Stranger: IS IT GOING TO ATTACK ME THOUGH THE KEYBO
Stranger: SADIFHASDLFIASkdfa
Stranger: a?SDFASDfadhfa
Stranger: asdfkl
Stranger: sdkfls
You: T\H53662.00=3233323.23223
You: 3
You: 23
You: 25
You: 65
You: 655
You: 5
You: 6
You: 65
You: 6
You: 46
Stranger: akljjae!@#$@#%
You: IEJUOP'GTH
You: RYGHJUTYHJN
You: NJ
You: HYYJNTBHGGHGTHJ0GTHGV/GLN .LM,.HNL.+JLK,KBN
You: ,NMJ,HN
You: KJ
You: DFVSDFVCGSDYL
Stranger: DONTGIVEUASDf/ASDKFJ?Asd
Stranger: asdksa
Stranger: df
Stranger: s
Stranger: **********
Stranger: *******
Stranger: ******
Stranger: ****
Stranger: *
Stranger: *
Stranger: **
Stranger: ***
You: CRSRXCHGDUSJDHFRTYIURT8IUO+M G K,LJL;POJHJKL;.JUHYGTFDFRTGUJIKOLKJYHGTFRHNJMK,LJHYGRTFDHJMK,HGFDHJKLKJUHYGFNM,.,HJYGTFRDYEBNMU,G56TNMFRDYCBYGHVTCRX\CV
You: i LIKE MLK
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: alk;dsjfa;sdklf
Stranger: ASDFGHGJHKJGHFDSDFGH
You: Molk
You: ';lkjhgfdsdfghjkl
You: kjhgf
You: STOP
You: pause battle!
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quickie quickie

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You: I want your sexy sexy mustashce
You: and I want your bleach
You: its a friday we are out enjoying tiffanys
Stranger: go fuck urself
You: no no no
You: the time aint right
Stranger: yaaaa
Stranger: why?
You: dimitri is at home and we need some light
You: cool
You: cool
Stranger: o isee
You: come on get dressed
Stranger: bhak madhar chod
You: we are gonna have some fun, october fest!
Stranger: bahin ka laura
Stranger: boor
Stranger: laega
You: dom dom deeee
You: feed me pizza, feed me cheese

I like this. Its funny.

YA!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yummy waffles
You: I dont want 8 i want 12 of them
Stranger: ya
You: blue waffles
Stranger: ya
You: trees
Stranger: ya
Stranger: green triangle sneakers
You: ya
Stranger: ya
You: ya
Stranger: ya
You: ya
Stranger: of course we are all people but what makes us unique as people is our diff backgrounds especially in todays world
You: ya
Stranger: Some things that happen, you just shake your head in disbelief.. But then you gotta just look at everything you have and ask yourself, do you really want to lose all of that because of one mistake??
You: whick seat can I take?
Stranger: An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion that is being experienced is in fact the fault of your own.
You: ya
Stranger: ‎"Face reality as it is, not as how it was or how you wish it to be."
You: ya
Stranger: If you say 'I promise' then I'm going to believe you. Lets hope we both don't regret that
You: ya
Stranger: Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines
You: ya
Stranger: Would you care to engage in sexual intercourse?
You: ya
Stranger: call me
You: ya
Stranger: 281-330-8004
You: ya
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A dream

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I wish I had a dream
Stranger: u don't?
You: like a 2 ltr bottle of imagination
Stranger: what about now
You: yep
You: I dream of cola
Stranger: haha~funny
You: come to candy mountain with me
Stranger: cola is bad for male
Stranger: candy mountain ?
You: im soooo horny
You: for CANDY!
You: not for you
You: for candy
You: pssst
You: Im kidding
Stranger: //////////////just kidding
You: im sooohorny not for u BITCH!!!
You: wait yes I am
You: that was my sex slave typing
You: hes a real whore
Stranger: u have a sex slave?
You: oh yes
Stranger: good 4 u
You: his name is lagotto romanulo
Stranger: so u r a girl~
You: im just jooking his.
You: .
You: thems
You: \damn it sex slave!
Stranger: why do u say so
You: hes so annoying sometimes
You: I wish he would do something useful like give you a blow job
Stranger: male alway be boring and annoying
You: are you female then?
You: Im sorry
You: I never asked
You: asl?
Stranger: i am
You: am what?
Stranger: f~
Stranger: asl?
You: I asked you first
You: you stil have 2 letters to tell me about
You: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Stranger: for example?
You: sorry. its my white friends
You: Im chocolate
Stranger: u got so many
You: lol
You: I know
You: Im super
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Im a goofy goober yeh
You: your a goofy goober yeh
You: were all goofy goobers yeh
You: GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER YEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: ^^
You: throwdown
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MALK

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloo Xd
Stranger: female im 17 Belgium
You: WERE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH!!!
Stranger: uu?
You: WERE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH!!!
You: GIVE HIM THE FRIGIN MALK
Stranger: whats up? :]
You: I
You: WANT
You: MY
You: MALK!
Stranger: whats your name?
You: MALK!
Stranger: here Sally
You: GIMME THE DAMN MALK JOSH
Stranger: nice to meetu
You: GIVE ME THE MALK OR ILL POUR MY HOT KOOL AID ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU
Stranger: wanna cam?. im lonely
You: GIMME THE DAMN MALK FIRST MAN
Stranger: you can add me theree
Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=7Ws1
You: NO! I WONT!
Stranger: here its my profile
You: I WANT MY DAMN MALK
Stranger: my id SallyVloss
You: MY ID IS GIMMEMALK007842
You: BITCH GIMME MY MALK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

From Someone Called Beth, You May :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a horny female? ;)
You: yes
You: are you a horny male or a horny lesbien?
Stranger: male
You: 15 f usa
Stranger: a little young rnt ya
You: no
You: I'm very mature for my age
You: ;)
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: ooo alright ;)
You: ;)
Stranger: pics or cam?
You: both
Stranger: could i see a pic then maybe we could cam?
You: yes
You: you may....
You: go fuck yourself!
You have disconnected.

Funny Women Jokes

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Stranger.
Stranger: Hello Stranger too
You: Tell me something funny.
Stranger: why'd humpty dumpty push his girlfriend of the wall?
You: I don't know, why?
Stranger: to see her crack =]
You: LOL!
You: You're funny.
Stranger: i know =]
You: Do you want to hear a joke?
Stranger: go onm
Stranger: on*
You: Why did God give women orgasms?
Stranger: i dunno why?
You: So they would have something else to moan about.
Stranger: lmao, take it your a dude?:L
You: Of course.
Stranger: that was a good one lol
You: Why do men fart more than women?
Stranger: why lol
You: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
You:
Why did god give men penises?
Stranger: thats so true :o
You: So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Stranger: i dunno why lol
You: What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Stranger: hmm
You: How is a woman like a laxative?
You: They both irritate the shit out of you.
Stranger: lmao, how many of these do you have?:L
You: 50 more
Stranger: hit me lol
You: Why did God give women nipples?
You: To make suckers out of men.
Stranger: why lol
Stranger: lmao
You: Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away.
You: Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
You: Why is a woman like a dog turd? The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.
Stranger: awesome :L
Stranger: :L:L
You: Why are women like screen doors?
Stranger: more lol
You: I need you to try to answer some of these.
Stranger: i dunno lmao
You: Once they banged a few times they loosen up.
Stranger: lmao ill try thew next ones :P
You: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Stranger: say u faked it? lol
You: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
You: This one should be easy. What's the most active muscle in a woman?
Stranger: :L
You: 5 seconds
Stranger: tougnt?
Stranger: tougne*
You: Penis.
You: Toungue lol
Stranger: lmao
You: How are women like parking spaces?
Stranger: all u wanna do is park ur car on them? lol
You: lol
You: probably better than the real answer
You: which is The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
You: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
Stranger: lmao!
Stranger: u can get inside a coffin?
You: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Stranger: i dunno lolo
You: You can unscrew a light bulb.
You: LOL; What do you call that useless piece of skin around a pussy?
Stranger: lmao!:L
You: A woman!
Stranger: i dunno :L
Stranger: LMAO!
You: What's the definition of Male Chauvinist Pig?
You: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body--except his own.
Stranger: Hitler?:L
You: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
Stranger: a legend then lol
Stranger: none they're too lazy? lol
You: None. They let the bitch do it after she finishes the dishes.
You: you got it right kinda
Stranger: Awesome :L
You: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
You: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Stranger: one, after the bitch is dome making me a sandwhich? lol
You: haha
Stranger: lmao
You: Why did God create lesbians?
Stranger: so men would have something to watch? lol
You: So feminists couldn't breed.
You: Why can't you trust women?
Stranger: lmao
You: How can you trust something that can bleed for five days and not die?
You: What's the best thing about a blowjob?
You: Ten minutes of silence.
Stranger: wow :L do you just like randomly make these?
You: I make them all up on the spot
You: nah I have a site
Stranger: lmao i wud;ve believed you lol
You: Last one for the day
You: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
You: Divorced.
Stranger: lmao
You: wait i have a good one
Stranger: hit me lol
You: Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
You: lol that makes fun of men
Stranger: lmao yeha bit it was good :P
You have disconnected.

Serial Killer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy :)
You: yummy fish
You: oh my
Stranger: haha yummy fish?
You: why did I say that?
You: :l
Stranger: lol its okay.
Stranger: sooo wuts up?
You: lots of things
You: If I get down in a trench everything
You: except works
Stranger: like?
You: office works is under ground..........
Stranger: lmao what? thats...random...
You: sure is
Stranger: shud i disconnect? or continue?
Stranger: i like boobs xD
You: continue
You: YAY
Stranger: yay?
You: thats what I said
Stranger: im a girl... do u find that weird?
You: no
You: I'm a girl to
You: Im in lesbiens with you
Stranger: r u les?
You: :D
You: no
You: I'm joking
You: I'm not even a girl
Stranger: thats cool. i just think guys r kinda... icky..
You: :D
You: me to
Stranger: like u
You: I am so icky I want to strangle myself all the time
Stranger: ughh i wanna kill myself right now. parentals r sooo annoying.
Stranger: want me 2 spill my drama?
You: parentals?
Stranger: parents. mother. father.
You: O_O
You: good bye serial killer
You have disconnected.

no way pal

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: no way pal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perverted

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I just had sex with my sister! Help me please
You: ok
You: calm down
You: you'll get arrest
Stranger: She's 12
You: and how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: YOU PERVERT!
You have disconnected.

Bacon donut

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: can I buy you a bacon donut?
Stranger: meaning????????
You: a donut of which has bacon inside
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Syrup

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: sausage link
Stranger: ??
You: hows your day going?
Stranger: nugget like
Stranger: hbi
Stranger: hbu\
Stranger: hbu
Stranger: hehehehee HONK
Stranger: lol
You: pretty good
You: honk?
Stranger: still lolling
Stranger: u heard me
You: I know
You: my brain is fuly functional
Stranger: therefore why did yu ask
You: Why can't you form coherent sentences then if your so smart?
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: oh so ur a sausage link? do u have syrup?
You: syrup?
You: yeh
You: for pancakes
You have disconnected.

I know nothing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: your just
You: do you want a hug?
Stranger: hi, i came here because i love meeting new people, and i've met very cool ppl here before. my interests are cultural exchange, playing sports, comedy, disney, and dancing.
You: i know nothing of any of these things
You have disconnected.

Enigma? Googled it. Still don't know what it is.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: decode this with enigma
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
You: enigma?
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
Stranger: 978-979-1227-86-5
You: what?
Stranger: yeah you know
Stranger: its machine
You: I'm disconnecting because I care
You have disconnected.

Trees VS Zombies

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i
You: hi*
Stranger: hey :P
You: sup :D
You: meow.... ;O
Stranger: just killin a bit of time on here :P
Stranger: wbu?
Stranger: MOO >=D
You: atually, Im getting conversations for my blog
Stranger: lolwut?
You: omegleconversationsihave.blogspot.com
You: go there
You: make me famous
You: :D
Stranger: you m or f? :P
You: that is classified information
Stranger: how classified is it to everyone that sees you every day? XD
You: I wear a mask
You: >:)
Stranger: D:
You: horses like carrots.....
You: .... carrots don't love at all
Stranger: carrots can love!
Stranger: i speak from experience ;D
You: :D
You: thats great news!
Stranger: at the end of the day though, she was just a carrot, and keeping her wasnt an option, so made her into juice and drank her blood :/
You: awwww :(
Stranger: makes me sound like a veggie vampire ?=D
You: it was the right thing to do
You: :)
You: tree's
You: lol
You: yay
Stranger: HOORAY FOR TREES :D
Stranger: THEY GIVE US WOOD D;
You: fish are also awesome :)
You: they give us brains
Stranger: *tree zombie*
You: lol
You: who's more awesome, tree's or zombies?
Stranger: tough choice D:
You: I say tree's
You: they can live for millions of years
You: they can grow forever
You: and some times there poisonous
You: :D
Stranger: but without zombies, there would be no awsome games D:
You: and no blockbuster zombie movies...
You: wow
You: :O
Stranger: see what i mean? :/ hell of a tough choice :/
You: I know..... but without tree's how would we BREATH??
You: :O
Stranger: trees it is xP
You: poor zombies :(
You: moved down to second place
Stranger: well, it's just been proven that nothing can stand up to a tree :D
You: who ever says trees aren't awesome...
You: THEY'RE LIARS!
Stranger: damn right they are!!
You: I wish I was a tree....
Stranger: well, i hope this weird convo has proven helpful, i'm off :P
You: it has
You: thanks :D
You: had lots of fun :)
Stranger: seeya :P
You: bye
You: pip pip tadoodily doooo
Stranger: and good luck with the blog :D
You: thanks :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Over there....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ho
You: ho
You: ho
Stranger: hohoho
You: SANTA
Stranger: how r u ??
You: I have to be over there now
You have disconnected.

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me ( 7 )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 19 bi female..., u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: where u live?
You: did you know pandas are allergic to bamboo?
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: yes
You: wait
You: no
Stranger: , .awwww u didn"t say yes :(
You: thats right
Stranger: ,,. nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/bustyvxxx70
You: im not interested
You: thanks
You: DA POOPA IS IN DA HOUSE
You have disconnected.

Ok

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: powerade
Stranger: i wanna know about you
You: I like chickens
Stranger: powerade?
You: yes
You: powerade
Stranger: me too
You: really?
You: thats awesome
Stranger: yup
You: sure is
Stranger: me too :P
Stranger: are you asian?
You: ok
You: whatever you want
Stranger: :o
Stranger: male or female :)
You: whatever you want babezzz
Stranger: are you korean?
You: if thats a turn on
You: ok
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Follow The Stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: hi
You: from?
Stranger: i ask first
You: i ask first
Stranger: why you follow me
Stranger: ?
You: why you follow me
You: ?
Stranger: ZZZZzzzz
You: ZZZZzzzz
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hahahaha
Stranger: lucu lu
You: lucu lu
Stranger: sdaxafasxnhabs
You: sdaxafasxnhabs
Stranger: zzzzz
Stranger: gilaaa
You: zzzzz
Stranger: !!!!
You: gilaaa
You: !!!!
Stranger: GILA LU
You: GILA LU
Stranger: CRAZY
Stranger: wkwkkwkwkwkw
You: CRAZY
You: wkwkkwkwkwkw
Stranger: STOP!!
You: STOP!!
Stranger: AHH MALES
You: AHH MALES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me! ( 6 )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: stop spam. read books.
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 22 bi female..., u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: where u live?
You: YOU FUCKER! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! STOP STALKING ME! WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME? SERIOUSLY YOU RETARD!
You have disconnected.

He will NEVER get my email.... EVER!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: 22 bi female,... u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: yea i have hotmail
You: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
Stranger: yea i am
Stranger: wats ur email
You: . ..awwww u didn"t say yes :(
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am horny
You: ,. . nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/purepoisonglows
Stranger: wats ur email
You: ...,awwww u didn"t look :(
Stranger: yea i did
You: so u horny?
Stranger: yes wats ur email
You: NO CHANCE MATE I'M A DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me! ( 5 )

OMG! AGAIN!?!?!?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
You: jesus christ again!?!?!?!?!?!
You: its been 10 minutes!
Stranger: 22 bi female,... u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: for fuck sake
You have disconnected.

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me! ( 4 )

I WAS planning on doing a post where I say the same thing to some other random person as she does but, as you can see, she was the one I was playing the prank on. She really is stalking me. I'm scared. ( all I could think during this was omg your back! and its been like half an hour! ) I was still pretending to be her even though I was talking to the real deal.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 22 bi female.. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: Hey
You: where u live?
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 22 bi female,,, u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me! ( 3 )

I swear to everyone out there that this person is stalking me. I always find her, and she says the exact same thing every time. Even the same spelling mistakes. I played along with her this time. I hope I see her again.
Because, I see her ALL the time I made a new title for every time she talks to me, its going to be:
The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 22 bi female.. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: where u live?
You: los angeles..... :l
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: yes
Stranger: ...,awwww u didn"t say yes :(
You: yes I did
Stranger: ,. . nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/purepoisonglows
You: ok I'll check it out
You: its loading
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tires

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I can't believe you bought me tires
Stranger: Alfie does not believe you bought me tires.
You: well i do
You: and it was our anerversary!
Stranger: THEN I LOOKED INTO HIS GOTHIC RED EYES HE WAS A MINESWEEPING ROBOT WHO WAS VERONICA FRANCO? TO WHAT IS A FRUIT WHO BEATS OFF TO PLAYBOY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. DEMOCRACY IS GAY. MAPMONSTER IS GAY. TOM IS GAY. MAPMONSTER IS GAY. RACHAEL IS GAY. MAZZ0MURDER IS GAY. SEANVOL IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. MAZZ0MURDER IS GAY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. MAZZ0MURDER IS GAY. TOM IS GAY. ANAL CUNT IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. SEANVOL IS BEES. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. PIMPSAHOY IS GAY. ROKTO IS GAY. TOM IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. PIMPSAHOY IS GAY. RACHAEL IS GAY. TOM IS A FRUIT WHO BEATS OFF TO PLAYB. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. SAYING HI IS A RAPE IS A CAT AND YOU ARE ? XDMY N IGGER IS A DIMINUTIVE WASHOUT. ADAM MARMARAS IS A BISEXUAL. RON HOWARD IS FOR FAGGOTS.
Stranger: If anything i ask! So i dont care, i am moving to the cabby yo holmes, smell ya later. I looked through the window i grabbed the kitchen knife couldn't stick it in the west.
You: you still bought me tires
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BLUE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You: give me a hig
Stranger: gladdly.
Stranger: I love giving higs.
You: higs are my favourite part of the day
You: especially with you
You: honey bunny
Stranger: I hig
Stranger: You hig
Stranger: She hig
Stranger: He hig
You: we all hig!
Stranger: >:D
You: :D
You: yay! The world is perfect!
Stranger: Except for the fact I'm blue.
You: your blue? awwww :(
You: what an awful fate
Stranger: I know
You: but thats ok
You: when I drink I turn all kids of diffrent colours
You: espeacial purple
You: I like purple :)
Stranger: for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to paint myself this morning..
Stranger: entirely blue.
You: even your penis? :O
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: awesome
Stranger: totally.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what button? THIS BUTTON!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: press the button
You: recieve cake
Stranger: what button
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Breasticle, Again :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omegle therapy. state your question and receive free advice
You: I love you. will you go out with me?
Stranger: uhh...
You: uhh... ?
You: thats an answer?
Stranger: i have a girlfriend
You: oh
You: I see how it is
Stranger: sorry
You: are you a lesbien? because if you are try breasticle icy poles!!!
You: :D
You have disconnected.

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me! ( 2 )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: :)
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 22 bi female,.. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: omg your back!
Stranger: where u live?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: OMG OMG OMG!
Stranger: . ..awwww u didn"t say yes :(
You: I've seen you before
You: I was telling you about panda's!
You: you even had the same spelling mistake!
You: omg creepy
You: so so creepy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just don't understand it at all!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Correct! Now you are talking in the groupchat (xmpp:omegle@chat.speeqe.com).
Mini-FAQ:
1. We are not on Omegle, not a single stranger and not IRC.
2. You don't need a nickname, your display name is Omegle.
3. If you behave well you may get a direct invitation.
4. Don't complain how confused you are, ask if you have other questions.
Stranger: Hello.
You: by the way, I have seen you before, nice to see you again!
Stranger: Hooray!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: * Mica licks the stranger's face
You: awwww down puppy :D
Stranger: im the puppy >< Stranger: Micas a furry thingy
Stranger: * Roshandala Latianabo licks and wuffs
Stranger: Chimera. ^_^
Stranger: Chimera
Stranger: * puppy wags and licks the sttranger
You: :D yay puppies
Stranger: * puppy chases the rat
Stranger: * Rat squeaks.
Stranger: BRB
You: *stranger chases the rat to :P
Stranger: * puppy licks the stranger and jumps on him
Stranger: Arf!
You: *stranger throws a stick
Stranger: * puppy runs after it wagging
Stranger: Stranger, try putting "/me is me"
Stranger: I wanna see.
Stranger: * puppy comes back proudly and drops the stick at the strangers feet
Stranger: Okay now what about Izzie
Stranger: Without the quotation marks, mor favor.
Stranger: :3
You: "stranger congratulates puppy and rolls on the grass with puppy, laughing
Stranger: hm
Stranger: * Rat crawls onto the puppy's back.
Stranger: !what me
Stranger: me: To write a message in the 3rd person type /me then your message. Write /me in lowercase only.
Stranger: * puppy growls and rolls around
Stranger: !what Izzie
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: izzie...um...dunno what shes into...I know she said she played league of legends a little but wasnt good at it
Stranger: !show Omegle me
You: *stranger pulls it off and says something offensive to the rat
Stranger: Goodnight <3 Stranger: me would go first.
You: D>"!@*(&#!$#%
Stranger: love you catboy forever <3 <3 j Stranger: j/k :p
Stranger: !seen wishdragon
Stranger: wishdragon has left 46 days 20 hours ago.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: * Mica just sits in her dragony way
You: I love you puppy :D
Stranger: * Rat puts salt on Mica.
Stranger: * puppy loves stranger too
Stranger: falls asleep on Rat
Stranger: Hmm?
Stranger: * Rat suffocates.
Stranger: * Mica falls asleep on Rat
You: rat? NI@()*$)( F$@$(*&)(
Stranger: * Rat suffocates now that Mica is asleep on him.
You: *stranger smiles
Stranger: Why do you hate rats so badly?
Stranger: what will you do for izzie then?
You: rats annoy puppy and I protect puppy :)
Stranger: I don't hate you.
Stranger: I fell asleep nicely.
Stranger: ^_^
You: Yeh!
Stranger: Puppy... puppy hates me :(
Stranger: Hey, Omnegler
Stranger: stop hating the rat
Stranger: hes my <3 Stranger: * puppy kisses rat Stranger: * Rat suffocates lovingly then :P Stranger: * Rat kisses puppy back. Stranger: <3 ^_^ You: aww cute :)
Stranger: stranger no nicknames
Stranger: We already see you as stranger.
You: *rat, puppy, stranger and mica form a bond
Stranger: [22:06:03] aww cute
Stranger: * puppy goes to bed for realz
Stranger: it looks silly
Stranger: !what min-faq
You: hehe :3
Stranger: (puppy) Puppy: Puppy.
Stranger: You look silly, in a dress.
Stranger: !what mini-faq
Stranger: mini-faq: Mini-FAQ:
1. We are not on Omegle, not a single stranger and not IRC.
2. You don't need a nickname, your display name is Omegle.
3. If you behave well you may get a direct invitation. (added by Dyst)
You: ok thanks zen :)
Stranger: /Puppy/ *Puppy* _Puppy_
Stranger: * puppy falls asleep in strangers arms
Stranger: night <3 Stranger: _lolwut_
You: ?
Stranger: Sweet dreams little pup.
You: :(
Stranger: Goodnight.
Stranger: I forgot who puppy was by the way.
Stranger: * Rat disappears into hellfire.
You: *stranger feels left out
Stranger: Dy.
You: :O
Stranger: Dye.
Stranger: Rat :o
Stranger: Yes Pez?
Stranger: What is your favorite color?
Stranger: I am RyuuKami :P
Stranger: Light blue.
Stranger: Durp.
Stranger: Hurp.
You: hmm
Stranger: I knew that >.>
Stranger: <.< Stranger: Burp.
You: lol
Stranger: That makes a lot more sense though.
Stranger: Anyone here know Izzie?
Stranger: I came onto miniature conversation as rat and told you that I am Ryuu.
Stranger: well enough... to tell me what she likes?
Stranger: I have a bad memory.
You: ok I got to go night puppy, pez, rat, mica, zen.... and everyone else :)
You have disconnected.

Rightio dorothy :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I can't believe you bought me tires
Stranger: ...
Stranger: my asl is
Stranger: 98
Stranger: Tranny
You: Rightio Dorothy Lovey....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quiz

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You:
1. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT CHICKENS ARE AWESOME, LIKE I DO?
2. CAN I GIVE YOU MONEY?
3. IS YOUR FAVOURITE COOKIE BAKED OR BOUGHT?
4. WILL YOU LET ME BE OBSESSED WITH YOU?
5. TREES STALK ME, DO THEY STALK YOU?
6. DID YOU KNOW PANDA'S ARE ALLERGIC TO BAMBOO?

THANKS!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not bad.
Stranger: you check out 4chan?
You: WELL?
Stranger: 1 yes
Stranger: 2 no
Stranger: 3 baked
Stranger: 4 for a short duration
Stranger: 5 no
Stranger: 6 It doesn't seem to make sense.
You: NO, ITS WEIRD ISN'T IT?
You: I know*
Stranger: I think it would be.
Stranger: I would also think to dial down my dosages, but on the other hand I've known people to find funny states of mind minus the chemicals, so I'm not one to judge even if you're serious.
You: excuse me?
You: I'm not a drug addict!
Stranger: Fish. Food or source of anxiety?
You: food....?
Stranger: I sort of figured. they're not funny.
You: funny?
Stranger: I agree.
You: what?
Stranger: yeah. your introduction is playful
You: playful? definitaly
You: where are you going with all of this?
Stranger: play should be fun, people who share fun are funny.
You: well thanks for the dictionary definition
Stranger: no problem, just answering the question
You have disconnected.

Phew.....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you killed micheal jackson
Stranger: hi want to meet up
You: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Stranger: ?
You: OMG OMG
You: PERV
You: STALKER
You: PEDOPHILE
You: RAPIST
Stranger: nah i dident kill him i fucked him
You: LEAVE
You: NOW
You: BEFORE I CALL 911
Stranger: fuck up cunt
You: AHHHHHHHHH
You: O_O
Stranger: dog cunt, suck my dick boiiitch
You: no please........ dont hurt me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THE ICY POLE FOR LESBIENS!! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: EAT BREASTICLE
You: THE ICY POLE FOR LESBIENS
You: if your planning on purchasing please write down your details so I can stalk-, I mean deliver them to you :)
You: sweet baby jesus hurry up!
You: YOU'VE BEEN TYPING FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!
You: AM I TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
You: GAWD!~
You: >:(
You: screw
You: you
You have disconnected.

I really hate short posts

I really hate short posts so I thought I would put some short conversation's up.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: me bored
Stranger: hey.
You: me gandalf
Stranger: 0_o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: omg
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl?
You: guess what?
Stranger: What?
You: I found out something today
You: Im dying
You: I have AIDS
Stranger: Sitt!
Stranger: Shit*
You: :(
Stranger: How?
Stranger: STD ?
You: I dont know Im not a doctor your nob honker! >:(
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You have stumbled upon the entrance to our groupchat, which purpose is to get friendly and intelligent people from Omegle. If you want to enter, agree not being a jerk by writing "I agrеe".
You: I agree
Stranger: Correct! Now you are talking in the groupchat (xmpp:omegle@chat.speeqe.com).
Mini-FAQ:
1. We are not on Omegle, not a single stranger and not IRC.
2. You don't need a nickname, your display name is Omegle.
3. If you behave well you may get a direct invitation.
4. Don't complain how confused you are, ask if you have other questions.
You: One question:
Stranger: Catboy, favorite color?
Stranger: Ask away, stranger.
You: no thats not it
Stranger: Blue, usually.
You: aha
You: well
You: My only question is :
You: is it email or atual omegle?
You: well?
Stranger: ?
You: pez?
You: catboy?
You: anyone?
Stranger: email?
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: Pez: did I miss your thingy? D:
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: Get thee gone, stranger.
You: IM SO CONFUSED! THERE I SAID IT!
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 17 m
You: health warning
You: I have crabs
Stranger: shit really?
You: yeh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

there you go :)
P.S. I'm talking more durin my posts now and not just the convos? yeh I thought so. oh well :)

YAY 100 VISITORS! ( Nickole back-son)

I am sooooooooo happy I've hit the three digit mark, thanks to all my wonderful fans who got me this far. I am so honored that so many people care about my conversations.... its like over 100! So I had the awesome... hmm... awesomeness? of meeting nichole on omegle. thanks for being so tolerant :)
Here it is....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii :)
Stranger: there
Stranger: 18 female
Stranger: Belgium
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: uu?
You: YAY
You: 100
Stranger: how r uu? :P
You: VISITORS!
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: whats ur Name?
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: :) Nicole
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: nice to meet u,
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: wanna cam?. im lonely
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: its my profile
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=9Km8
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Stranger: add me there Im waiting
Stranger: my name Nicolebackson
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
You: YAY 100 VISITORS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hilarious

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: hi
You: your hilarious
Stranger: i know
You: tell me something else funny
You: :D
Stranger: like what a story or joke or something
You: hmmmm
You: a story :)
Stranger: ok there where these two people who meet each other one night on the internet
You: yeh
Stranger: they talked for a little bit till the person couldnt think of anymore bullshit to make up for this story
You: hahahahahaha
You: you really are hilarious
Stranger: i know
You: ......
You: dum de dum de dum de dum
Stranger: thats funny
You: I know :P
Stranger: it should cuz im funny
You: I know
You: I told you like a billion times
Stranger: i know
You: yeh
You: well pip pip tadoodily doo gooda byeeeea
You have disconnected.

From Someone called Julia, Animals are awesome :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m here
You: hello
You: do like chickens
You: ?
Stranger: female there?
You: yess
You: answer my question do u like chickens?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur age?
Stranger: come from?
Stranger: y ask me this question?
You: k do u like ducks
You: ?
Stranger: i like animal
You: answer my question fool
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then
Stranger: any question more?
You: do u like pigs
You: do u like camles
You: do u like sheep
Stranger: sure
Stranger: all of them
Stranger: then?
You: then wat hahaha i know than i disconect
Stranger: okok
You: hahaha bye fool
Stranger: bye
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: nitch
Stranger: *bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FBT

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The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me! ( 1 )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: did you know panda's are allergic to bamboo?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
You: did you know panda's are allergic to bamboo?
You: did you know panda's are allergic to bamboo?
Stranger: 19 bi female,.. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: did you know panda's are allergic to bamboo?
Stranger: where u live?
You: god damn it
You have disconnected.

You make no sense!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what is ur name
You: guy
You: guy sebastian
You: now itch my back minion
Stranger: sup nigga were u from
You: a little place called candy mountain
You: plus I find the word use of nigga offensive and racist
Stranger: aghit im from condomania
Stranger: compton-california
Stranger: were im from
You: you make no sense!
Stranger: aghit nigga bye
You: what!?!?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hitler is from Germany right?.....right?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Male 18 Germany
You: hi german man
You: HITLER
You have disconnected.

DrUNk

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!.
Stranger: Hi
You: I've had like 10 beers and I havent even barfed yet
You: :S
Stranger: R u a m/f
You: f
You: i think
You: i cant remember how to look down
You: I can see boobs
You: maybe i'm just a fat kid
Stranger: R u hot
You: maybe, is there a mirror.com?
Stranger: Idk
You: no
You: it says 404
You: not found
Stranger: Oh. Have u had sex
You: yeh lots of times
Stranger: How old
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: HOW OLD!?!?!?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Moon Chavs

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: can I help you?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: idk.
You: what does that mean man?
You: asl, idk,
You: stupid modern langugue
You: yum
You: spagetti
Stranger: age sex location, i want to know who i am talking to, and i agree it is pretty stupid
You: do you want a candle randle?
You: oh ok
You: age - 17
sex - maybe later
location - kentucky
Stranger: lol sex as in jender
You: ohhh female
Stranger: *gender
You: hahahaha
Stranger: haha
You: Im a bit thick
You: :l
Stranger: lol its ok. lets have sex now.
You: ok
You: MOON CHAVS
CHAVS ON THE MOON
IN A BURBERRY SPACESHIP
CHAVS ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
Stranger: that sounds awesome, but i only started licking your pussy.
You: :O
You have disconnected.

Damn Chairs.....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiii
You: hi
You: bear with me
You: shit
You: I caught my shoelace in the chair
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bearing
You: awww
You: it broke my shoe lace
Stranger: what a jerk.
You: :(
You: I know....
You: I bloody hate chairs!
You: watch out chair I have a stapler and Im not afraid to use it! >:)
You: mwahahahaahahaha!
You: you there?
You: :(
You: I need moral suport
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: distracted
Stranger: I'm paying attention now
Stranger: promise
You: ok :)
Stranger: moral support, GO!
You: ..........
You: oh
You: you cant staple chairs
You: god damn it
You: I hate plastic
You: :l
Stranger: I kind of like plastic
Stranger: it does a lot of good things
You: :O
You: you BITCH!
You have disconnected.

God Again!?!?!?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Try the fun, adult version of Omegle! [babes of omegle . com]
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FOR FUCK SAKE NOOOOO
You have disconnected.

Messed up.....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: i think ill be male today *puts on fake beard*
You: :) how are you sunny?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: aawesomeeee
Stranger: how old r u
You: 172
You: its amazing im still alive
Stranger: pretty old
You: eh
Stranger: bet ur skinny as hell
You: yeh I dont like to brag ;)
Stranger: lol sexy?
You: blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
You: I love that song :)
Stranger: hahah u drink
You: anthing you would like to say to the world?
You: .......
You: hello? you still with me?
Stranger: yeah the world is awesome except for the jack ass whos making gas go up them fucking mother fuckers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[www . sexy omege . com]

So I am atually gonna write something for once. I find it really annoying when people go on omegle and do this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [www . sexy omege . com]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(this atually happened)
So what would people say if I didn't disconnect after saying it? well, here you go :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bro or hoeee?
You: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [www . sexy omege . com]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

case 1: they disconnect

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Stranger: bro or hoeee?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl/
You have disconnected.

case 2: oops... :L

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Pancakes.
You: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [www . sexy omege . com]
Stranger: Pancakes?
Stranger: You want to sex me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case 3: um,,, so pancakes??

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: If you are only on here to talk to me about getting your dick wet, please move on. But if you're a guy who wants to actually chat... Hi.
You: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [www . sexy omege . com]
Stranger: So niether... fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case 4: niether.... that is correct :)

UPDATE* I went omegle to get some more funny convos and as soon as I went on this happened:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Try the fun, adult version of Omegle! [babes of omegle . com]
You: no
You have disconnected.

Yeh, so, theres more than one of these sites.... YAAAYYY.... :)

Lee Child

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: hi lee child
You: we meet again
You: I know your sorry
You: about calling me ugly and all
You: but its to late
You: sorry
Stranger: what haah?
You have disconnected.

Dorkwad? Really?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy ;)
You: hey fancy legs
Stranger: fancy legs?
You: shoes
You: i like your shoes
Stranger: im not wearing shoes dorkwad
You: excuse me?
You: dorkwad?
You: really?
You: ha i thought so
You: not so fancy legs
You: and no shoes
You: HA
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha NO
Stranger: and yes. DORKWAD!
You: blah blah blah
You: rant rant rant
Stranger: buh bye!
Stranger: DORKWAD!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GOD DAMN IT PIKACHU!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am the best troll
Stranger: i can make any other troll disconnect first
You: HI BEST TROLL
You: fine then
You: make me so annoyed
You: i will
Stranger: some guy just tried to out troll me, got his ass out trolled
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
Stranger: pika!
You: god damn it pikachu! shut the fuck up im trying to sleep
Stranger: pika!
You have disconnected.

I is French!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey mucho gusto
Stranger: como estas?
You: ciom
Stranger: haha i dont know enough to know what that means
You: dianka om de camputa arve
Stranger: no se
You: DA POOPA IS IN DA HOUSE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wtf is 'mean six' meant to mean?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like cheeesssseeee????????
Stranger: hi
You: cccheeeesssseeee??????
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u r boy or girl
You: thats so coooooooooooooool
You: i both
You: chehehehehehehe
You: ^_^
Stranger: mean six
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

For My Fan - Are You David Shavid Givvons?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: david shavid givvons!
You: !
You: O_O
Stranger: Are you a sandwich?
You: are you david shavid givvons?
Stranger: Yeah!
You: AWESOME
You: :D
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: i'm so awesome like that
You: yeah your are david shavid givvons
Stranger: yeah i am david shavid givvons
You: yes
You: yes you are
Stranger: yeah i am i know
You: cool
Stranger: i love sandwiches
You: me to
You: nom nom nom
Stranger: it's like the best thing ever made
You: I KNOW YEAH! :D
Stranger: yeah so now that we are friends gimme some noodz
You: noodz? is that short for noodles david shavid?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

20 male GAY

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 male canada
You: 20 male gay horny
Stranger: I'm gay to! where are you from?
You: Your gay male fantasies
Stranger: No really?
You: I just told you
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: !!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Dedicated to the Chicken Maker! ( Do you like chickens?)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like chickens?
You: huh?
You: chickens cool?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: no
You: WHAT?!?!?
Stranger: Frome
You: YOU DONT LIKE CHICKENS?
You: I dont think we can be together anymore
Stranger: dont like
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice bye
You: :,(
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ohai.
You: do you like chickens?
You: ?
Stranger: They're okay.
You: okay? OKAY?
Stranger: :3
You: I am disaponited in you
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like chickens?
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: do you like chickens?
You: Sir?
Stranger: I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl? :))
You: Do you like chickens?
You: ?
You: well?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I Steal Phone

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: please don't ask asl
You: my name is hobo
Stranger: hiya
You: I take your phone
Stranger: hahhahaha
You: you trespass on my alley
You: I steal phone
Stranger: oh no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

YOUR GAY!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: lol
Stranger: [Error! your message was not sent please try again]
You: tell me something funny
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
You: I dont know bigfoot?
Stranger: nope, my zipper
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: best pick up line ever right
You: wow that is one impressive zipper
You: definatly
You: ;D
Stranger: i know right haha
Stranger: your turn
You: can I tell you something? A secret?
Stranger: anything
You: YOUR GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You have disconnected.

Who is MARCELUS WALLACE?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who wants to jerk off?
You: lol
You: me me me me me
You: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: you
You: you
You: you
Stranger: good! you're good to go
You: ahahahahahahaha
You: WORK IT
Stranger: i'm working it out
You: what me?
You: lol
Stranger: maybe.
You: hehehehe
You: go on
Stranger: i'm famous
You: go
You: go
You: go
You: go famous person
Stranger: I WANT TO KILL A MAN JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE
You: really?
You: WERE SO COMPATABLE! :D
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: THAT MAN IS YOU.
You: Im not a man
You: hehehehehehehehe
Stranger: YES YOU'RE
You: no
Stranger: YES YOU ARE.
You: no
You: nope
Stranger: DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE.
You: I dont know.... WHO the FUCK is Marcelus wallace?
Stranger: (?)
Stranger: YOU KNOW HIM, BRETT.
Stranger: WHY DID YOU FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS?
You: my name is not brett!
You: JESUS
Stranger: MR.WALLACE DOESN'T LIKE TO GET FUCKED BY ANYBODY EXCEPT BY MRS.WALLACE.
You: ok
You: sure
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: you didnt see pulp fiction
You have disconnected.

My Age?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: I live in kentucky
You: my age?
You: uh
You: I cant remember
You: shit
You have disconnected.

My name is Nelson

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: My name is nelson
Stranger: thats nice
You: Indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Patrick

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey patrick take out the trash!
You: take it out or Im dumping you!
You: NOW!!!
Stranger: Hilarious.
You: patrick
You: patrick
You: PATRICK!!
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
You: ARE YOU STUPID? DID GOD FORGET TO PUT A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD? HUH? HUH?
Stranger: Do it yourself ya lazy bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.