Keyboard wars!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: god damn it
You: homer
You: WERE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH!
You: may I butter you?
Stranger: oh shit sorry..
Stranger: MALK JOSH
Stranger: mhmmmmmm head to toe.
You: GIVE ME THE FRICKEN MOLK
Stranger: what the fuck is molk i'm scared
You: ITS SOME SORT OF DESEASE
Stranger: that's what it sounds like it's making me itchy stop it
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You: DAMN MOLK
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You: STOP IT MOLK!
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You: DAMN IT
Stranger: :',',','(
You: KEYBOARD WAR!
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Stranger: WHAT HAPPEND
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You: NHJ PAUSE
You: ITS A KEYBOARD WAY
Stranger: :( please stop i'm going to wet myself
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Stranger: WAIT WHAT
You: ITS A KEYBOARD WAR
You: FIGHT TO THE DE3A205T3H 352W5I
Stranger: IS IT GOING TO ATTACK ME THOUGH THE KEYBO
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Stranger: akljjae!@#$@#%
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Stranger: **********
Stranger: *******
Stranger: ******
Stranger: ****
Stranger: *
Stranger: *
Stranger: **
Stranger: ***
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You: i LIKE MLK
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
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You: Molk
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You: kjhgf
You: STOP
You: pause battle!
You have disconnected.