Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Adventures Of The Horny Bi Who Is Stalking Me ( 7 )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 19 bi female..., u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: where u live?
You: did you know pandas are allergic to bamboo?
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: yes
You: wait
You: no
Stranger: , .awwww u didn"t say yes :(
You: thats right
Stranger: ,,. nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/bustyvxxx70
You: im not interested
You: thanks
You: DA POOPA IS IN DA HOUSE
You have disconnected.

No comments:

Post a Comment