DrUNk

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!.
Stranger: Hi
You: I've had like 10 beers and I havent even barfed yet
You: :S
Stranger: R u a m/f
You: f
You: i think
You: i cant remember how to look down
You: I can see boobs
You: maybe i'm just a fat kid
Stranger: R u hot
You: maybe, is there a mirror.com?
Stranger: Idk
You: no
You: it says 404
You: not found
Stranger: Oh. Have u had sex
You: yeh lots of times
Stranger: How old
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: HOW OLD!?!?!?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.