Tires

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You: I can't believe you bought me tires
Stranger: Alfie does not believe you bought me tires.
You: well i do
You: and it was our anerversary!
Stranger: THEN I LOOKED INTO HIS GOTHIC RED EYES HE WAS A MINESWEEPING ROBOT WHO WAS VERONICA FRANCO? TO WHAT IS A FRUIT WHO BEATS OFF TO PLAYBOY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. DEMOCRACY IS GAY. MAPMONSTER IS GAY. TOM IS GAY. MAPMONSTER IS GAY. RACHAEL IS GAY. MAZZ0MURDER IS GAY. SEANVOL IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. MAZZ0MURDER IS GAY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. MAZZ0MURDER IS GAY. TOM IS GAY. ANAL CUNT IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. SEANVOL IS BEES. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. PIMPSAHOY IS GAY. ROKTO IS GAY. TOM IS GAY. PSYCHOTIME IS GAY. PIMPSAHOY IS GAY. RACHAEL IS GAY. TOM IS A FRUIT WHO BEATS OFF TO PLAYB. MRDRUNKENFOX IS GAY. SAYING HI IS A RAPE IS A CAT AND YOU ARE ? XDMY N IGGER IS A DIMINUTIVE WASHOUT. ADAM MARMARAS IS A BISEXUAL. RON HOWARD IS FOR FAGGOTS.
Stranger: If anything i ask! So i dont care, i am moving to the cabby yo holmes, smell ya later. I looked through the window i grabbed the kitchen knife couldn't stick it in the west.
You: you still bought me tires
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