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You: yummy waffles
You: I dont want 8 i want 12 of them
Stranger: ya
You: blue waffles
Stranger: ya
You: trees
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Stranger: green triangle sneakers
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Stranger: of course we are all people but what makes us unique as people is our diff backgrounds especially in todays world
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Stranger: Some things that happen, you just shake your head in disbelief.. But then you gotta just look at everything you have and ask yourself, do you really want to lose all of that because of one mistake??
You: whick seat can I take?
Stranger: An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion that is being experienced is in fact the fault of your own.
You: ya
Stranger: ‎"Face reality as it is, not as how it was or how you wish it to be."
You: ya
Stranger: If you say 'I promise' then I'm going to believe you. Lets hope we both don't regret that
You: ya
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.